Memo

Memo to self:

5 Pershings to take out one King Tiger

A rank 3 M10 loses to a no rank Panther

Knights Cross Holders are afraid of flamethrowers and NOTHING ELSE

The V1 is NOT a nuke

Sandbags suck compared to other heavy cover

Turf Management FIRST, Company of Heroes LATER! ARGH!

Chippy

Chippy's British Beer-battered Fish and Battered Fries with salt and vinegar. What an interesting experience.

Tomorrow and Friday, exams!

Close one......

Well, I just almost walked out of my house to buy lunch......without my wallet.

and another!

L0L

Car-jacked!

Your Foot

Try this, it takes only few seconds......

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!

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* assistant supervisor

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* plastic glass

* uninvited guest

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* partial cease-fire

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* elevated subway

* dry lake

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* forward lateral

* standard options

* mandatory volunteer

* mutual differences

* nondairy creamer

* open secret

* resident alien

* silent alarm

* sports sedan

* wireless cable

* mercy killing

* lethal assistance (Contra aid)

* business ethics

* friendly fire

* genuine veneer

* full-time day care

* death benefits

* holy war